Dates: Sat 6th – Sat 13th Feb 2027

A professional couple arrive with a pristine caravan and plans for a wholesome, practice break—only for their neighbours to thunder in with a battered van, big appetites, and a weekend organised around a search for entertainment. Forced into close quarters campsite etiquette becomes trench warfare, taste becomes a contact sport, and the thin caravan walls don’t help when private life turns public.  The humour is punchy, a little raw, and recognisably British, but it also rings true because the characters are real: pride, insecurity and desire leak out as the weekend unravels.